January 2010
(303): okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it. (785): again? I’m starting to get a little creeped out now.
(973): View more from New Jersey He saw my tits...
(732): View more from New Jersey i just woke up...
(336): I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place...
(612): how drunk are you? (952): What does that even mean anymore?
(774): It was good sex. She was screaming so much...
(902): He told me to pretend to be a shark, and...
(504): All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked...
(817): so I finished the entire bottle...next...
(510): You told my mother that her salad dressing...
(661): Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up. (1-661): What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”.
(707): Someday soon you'll wake up next to a...
(614): Meh. I’ll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I’m out (574): You never cease to amaze me.
(504): She was so drunk yelling at me in my...
(631): so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
(631): what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
(205):
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
(1-205):
You said “This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
(205):
This explains so much.
14524.) I am weak.
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14533.) Sometimes I stare at you and just think "I...
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14543.) Everytime you speak of love, I like to...
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